Spring Training Injury Thread

Discussion in 'MLB & College Baseball Discussion' started by MeLLo, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. MeLLo

    MeLLo SRMer

    Post em here

    * Shaun Marcum out with shoulder soreness

    * Ryan Madson out with elbow soreness

    * Carl Crawford could miss opening day after suffering a setback with his wrist

    * Ryan Howard is going to miss significant time after a setback with his surgically repaired Achilles tendon

    * Corey Hart could start the season on the DL as he will undergo knee surgery for torn cartilage

    * AJ Burnett will miss 2 months with a facial fracture
  2. MookStunna

    MookStunna SRMer

    I think I just read on the denverpost.com that Crawford will miss opening day.

    AJ Burnett's injury is pure awesome by the way.

    Cashman-
    "Hey AJ, we traded you the the Pirates. Don't go doing anything stupid, because you still get your 23 million."

    AJ-
    "Guess I'll bunt a ball in my face."

    Win.
  3. kofanis0880

    kofanis0880 SRMer


    AJ - "I would be pissed I suck, but I'm still getting paid for $23 million"

    Cashman - "Someone has to be dumb enough to take him off our hands... The Pirates"

    Huntington - "So Brian you're telling me I can get an opening day starter, a former all-star and some money for some shitty prospects?"

    Cashman - "Absolutely"

    Huntington - "Done"

    AJ - "Whatever, I still get my $23 million and now I can hit and bunt again. Awesome!"

    Huntington - "Fuck I thought I was getting CC"

    AJ - "Fuck I thought I was going to Philly.... Guess I'll bunt a ball in my face."
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  4. MeLLo

    MeLLo SRMer

    Same story different year - Chase Utley out with "general soreness" in his knees & still isn't participating in Spring Training. Here we go again...

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