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Ovechkin & Markov enjoy a night of burlesque entertainme

Discussion in 'NHL & College Hockey Discussion' started by smoney, Apr 21, 2009.

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  1. smoney SRMer

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    A $10k bar bill at a strip club is insane!

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    I dont know which ones which but the guy in the ripped up jeans better have gotten those rips from all the lap dances he got or else hes a big fucking faggot..
    Negrodamus, Apr 21, 2009
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    Thats Oveckin.......They look like they had a little fun!
    Wingnut1279, Apr 21, 2009
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    $11 per amstel? what a rip
    brothers11, Apr 21, 2009
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    "They charged me because they are afraid of me."
    mason54, Apr 21, 2009
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    Who ever paid this ridiculous tab was the bitch.
    jriddle3, Apr 21, 2009
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    jesus. can someone explain the etiquette of these private dances to me? I've never been to a "burlusque" joint. But these 600 dollar "private dances," they're getting sucked off during those arent they? They have to be, who in their right mind would pay 600 bucks for a girl to dance on your nuts and give you blue balls???? I dont care how good looking the girl is, forget that!
    denmunny6, Apr 21, 2009
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    It is my understanding that if you pay $600 (even $600 Canadian, which this appears to be), you'll get what you want in that back room. One has to wonder whether these were 11 separate private dances, or one private dance with 11 strippers.
    DCDawg, Apr 21, 2009
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    Usually a private dance lasts the length of a song. It's possible that they were back there for 11 songs or something.
    smoney, Apr 21, 2009
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    For my bachelor party, my buddies sent me to a back room and i think they bill you for a half hour. But that price is about right.
    brothers11, Apr 21, 2009
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    Amstel Lagers 10+ dollars a pop?!!! :shock:
    $8 for a coke (we are talking soda right)?!!! :shock:
    one drink was $93, either that or they got a dance from an old hag (rump lazy aged)

    BTW, looking at those private dance prices, if I am paying that, they better be impaling themselves with my bits and pieces... they gotta do better than even sucking me off.
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    Damn I worked at a strip club for like 5 years and we only charged $20 for a VIP dance!

    My guess is when you come in and drop $10,000 you basically get the VIP room for as long as you want! and I am only hoping that the 11 Dances was for 11 girls riding them like they have never rode before!

    Lexi.......next..........Amber.........next.......Candi......next.......who wants my load?
    Wingnut1279, Apr 21, 2009
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  14. pswift00 Moderator

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    re: bitching about the prices-

    Any of you fags ever actually been to a strip club? $10+ for a drink is pretty standard for a club in any major city.
    pswift00, Apr 21, 2009
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    oh man that was soo crazy! You totally got us after we were joking about the drink prices.

    AWESOME
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    so you admit that you're a fag?
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    Dang swift, you really cut to the core.
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    I've been to a few strip joints... never have I paid so much for such a common beer... mixed drinks, etc. sure I know you spend that much... but Amstel? no way... I get that for like 3-5 bucks at most places.
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    beers are usually about 6 for domestic 8 for import at strip clubs in NYC. Don't get an LI iced tea, they will run you about 20-25.
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    Any of you guys been to those clubs where you can 'buy the lady a drink', i.e; you pay like $25 just to have the ho sit down with you for like 10 minutes and drink a glass of champagne with you? Not sure what goes along with that, but I'm sure it must be the worst rip off of any strip club rip off.

    Incidentally, my buddy just had his bachelor's in WVA. They had a 'shower room.' It was AWESOME.
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    they hit you with everything...but "buy the lady a drink" is the worst. Because she isn't ordering an $8 coke. It's champagne or wine. total BS. I had another bouncer one time bring me the bill point to a spot where he said peopel sometimes throw an extra 20% his way. I disregarded the comment and just singed the bottom...he tapped the spot again without saying a word.

    In Iceland I had a dancer order a shot of Jack when I had to buy her a drink. It was pretty impressive.
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