Kate Upton Clone...

Discussion in 'The Locker Room' started by Ronin, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. Ronin

    Ronin Sexual Tyrannosaurus Staff Member

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    Wow, sometimes god giveth plenty! The girl to the left is 22-year old Russian girlAnia who happens to look exactly like swimsuit model Kate Upton! They even got the same incredible bust! For the next swimsuit cover I want both Ania and Kate posing together.. preferably without swimsuits.
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  2. Ronin

    Ronin Sexual Tyrannosaurus Staff Member

    I wonder if the Russian version comes with hips... Just sayin.;)
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  3. drarcher

    drarcher Administrator Staff Member

    You can tell the Russian version has a little more mid section (look at her belly button) so there is a good chance there might be more hips.
  4. KMoney

    KMoney Administrator Staff Member

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  5. drarcher

    drarcher Administrator Staff Member

    Hips would explain why her picture does not go as low
  6. Lawdog

    Lawdog Administrator Staff Member

    LEAVE TOM PETTY ALONE!
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  7. stsags

    stsags SRMer


    Ronin, to you it doesn't matter. It could be two titties on a stick figure as long as those titties are huge.
  8. dolfan2004

    dolfan2004 SRMer

    A reference to Kate Upton and the Russian?!
  9. Ronin

    Ronin Sexual Tyrannosaurus Staff Member

    You wound me sir. Truth hurts, but I do feel wounded.
    But even one such as you must admit, I am nothing if not consistent.
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  10. Ronin

    Ronin Sexual Tyrannosaurus Staff Member

    You made a bad call on her looks...
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  11. cmnelson1987

    cmnelson1987 SRMer

    I guess I don't see it. They both have big tits, but that's it.
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  12. cmnelson1987

    cmnelson1987 SRMer

    And by "but that's it," I mean that's the only comparison, not saying that's all they have going for them haha
  13. Negrodamus

    Negrodamus SRMer

    The Russian girl isn't all that great looking. There was an article that linked to her twitter page and I saw more... Not terrible, but definitely not Kate Upton
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  14. mesahotguy5

    mesahotguy5 SRMer

    Only the Russian
  15. dolfan2004

    dolfan2004 SRMer

    I'll agree to disagree.
  16. KMoney

    KMoney Administrator Staff Member


    Still a butter face. Big tits will make a man think a 4 is a 10.
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  17. dolfan2004

    dolfan2004 SRMer

    I gotta start hanging with you guys... Are you suggesting she is a 4?
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  18. KMoney

    KMoney Administrator Staff Member

    No, not here in particular, just girls with big tits in general who are ugly get bumped up too high simply because tits. But she is definitely not a 10, not close.
  19. KMoney

    KMoney Administrator Staff Member

    Also it reallllllly does not help her case that it's a side by side photo of arguably one of the hottest woman alive.
  20. dolfan2004

    dolfan2004 SRMer

    Yeah but a fat chick with a pretty face gets a higher rating than a fat chick with a mug... Of course if you got 2 similar looking chicks, one with a 32A and one with a perky 36C, the latter gets kicked up a peg or two... Everything gets factored in... That said, you think this Russian, while not a 4, got a butter face?
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  21. dolfan2004

    dolfan2004 SRMer

    Especially this year... Don't get me wrong, Kate was probably a 9.7 last year on the cover... But she got that .3 by adding a few LBs this time around... She looks GOOD!!! Still, that Russian, no less than a 7.
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  22. Negrodamus

    Negrodamus SRMer

    I think it's impossible to use the same scale when comparing Upton (or any of the SI swimsuit models) to a mere mortal. If I saw this chick at a bar, I'd definitely look twice and would probably even comment to a friend that she is "hot as fuck" (due to everyday standards). But if I saw Kate Upton walk into a bar, I'd have to change my underwear.
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  23. dolfan2004

    dolfan2004 SRMer

    Kate Upton walks into a bar... I'm gonna try to bag her until either a) it works... b) I get locked up from violating a restraining order. Lol...but exactly, can't compare... I'm calling her a 7 next to Upton... She is in a bar, presumably a bar Upton isn't, she is a 9-100 on a scale to 10, depending on my BAC.
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  24. KMoney

    KMoney Administrator Staff Member

    She's average at best. Her face looks constantly tired she Kinda looks like she has minor downs syndrome and her eyes are extremely wide apart. Now I'm being picky but like I said average at best.
  25. stsags

    stsags SRMer

    Exactly my point! Sorry Ronin my brother but watching years of babe brackets, you vote for biggest titties not hottest chick :p
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  26. Ronin

    Ronin Sexual Tyrannosaurus Staff Member

    I love how people come on here and rate chicks they could never get.
    I know im an ugly mofo, but im rich so I can get top shelf poopoo. But some of you igors working at kinkos wanna be all selectively critical and shit!!! Lol
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  27. Ronin

    Ronin Sexual Tyrannosaurus Staff Member

    Hey man, that's bull. Show me where I voted for a girl with biguns in lieu of a hottie?
    Proof mofo, not opinion! You liberal scumbag!!!
    Lol
  28. stsags

    stsags SRMer

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  29. stsags

    stsags SRMer

    Don't worry, you are not alone, most of the peeps here vote for the titties and nothing else, it's tough on us ass and leg guys.
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  30. dolfan2004

    dolfan2004 SRMer

    a curvy chick with a less appealing face, yeah, I'll pick her over anorexic with the face of an angel. Can't be a 10 with an A cup... To quote Mike Singletary... "CAN'T DO IT"
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