To Browns fans, team members and general managment:
You have asked me to coach your beleagured team after you knew or should have known of the morale chaos I reaked upon the J-E-T-S. How many times do I have to have someone from my staff or upper managment screw over a player before you learn that for me, it is not enough to pursue a Super Bowl, I have to demonstrate even more strongly off the field than on how much I can destroy cohesiveness and invite dissent.
Hell, I am not even there and the Jets are still having trouble. Thomas Jones anyone? Lil' Leon? And that is just their running backs!
Josh Cribbs is just the first of many examples. Hopefully, I will be able to get Quinn alienated so another Chicago will come to town and bid his Y-M-C-A loving ass out of town. Next, Braylon and Joe, come on down, you're the next contestants on Keeping Cleveland Down!
It is my sincere goal before I am relieved of my duties that I will replace Art Modell as the most hated anti-Brown of all time. You hear me Art! I'm comin' for you!

With warmest regards,
Coach Eric Mangina