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AAA i can smell the baseball season coming already and i smell a world series victory by the.......

AL East
1.NYY 92-70
2.TOR 85-77
3.BOS 84-78
4.TB 76-86
5.Bal 64-98

AL Central
1.CLE 103-59
2.CWS 90-72
3.MIN 83-79
4.DET 76-86
5.KC 61-101

AL West
1.ANA 98-64
2.OAK 90-72
3.TEX 79-83
4.SEA 73-89


NL East
1.NYM 100-62
2.ATL 89-73
3.PHI 86-76
4.FLA 78-84
5.WSH 70-92

NL Central
1.STL 96-66
2.HOU 90-72
3.CHI 86-76
4.MIL 83-79
5.PIT 72-90
6.CIN 64-98

NL West
1.SD 88-74
2.SF 82-80
3.ARI 76-86
4.LA 71-91
5.COL 70-92

AL:
One game playoff CWS@OAK---OAK

NYY VS. OAK-OAK WINS 3-1
CLE VS. ANA-CLE WINS 3-0

OAK VS. CLE-CLE WINS 4-3

NYM VS. SD-NYM WINS 3-2
HOU VS. STL-- STL WINS 3-1

NYM VS. STL- NYM WINS 4-2

CLE VS NYM-CLE WINS 4-1!!!!!!!!!!

AL MVP- ALEX RODRIGUEZ NYY
NL MVP-MANNY RAMIREZ NYM

ROTY AL- JUSTIN HUBER KCR
ROTY NL-JEREMY HEREMIDA FLA

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NL MANAGER- WILLIE RANDOLPH NYM

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You do know that free agents havent even signed yet. And how the hell do the mets win 100 games? The sucked last year and will not improve that much. Im hearing Wagner is coming back to philly as of now. And even he wont improve the mets that much. This is wayyyyyy to early to even try thisl
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This might be the most premature ejaculation in the history of the Mill. Nice work, Amitosh. How did you go about picking those records? Did you just put point to random stock quotes in today's business section?

Here's mine:

AL East:
Toronto 96-66
Tampa Bay 90-72
Baltimore 81-81
Boston 79-83
New York 0-162

AL Central:
Cleveland 101-61
Kansas City 92-70
Chicago 89-73
Min 84-78
Det 75-87

AL West
Anaheim 95-67
Texas 88-74
Oakland 82-80
Sea 70-92

NL East
Atlanta 82-82
Florida 82-82
New York 82-82
Philly 82-82
Washington 82-82

NL Central
St Louis 110-52
Mil 88-74
Houston 87-75
Chicago 80-82
Pittsburgh 79-83
Cincy 66-96

NL West
Arizona 77-85
Los Angeles 77-85
San Diego 77-85
San Francisco 77-85
Colorado 5-157
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Originally Posted by pswift00
Here's mine:
AL East:
Toronto 96-66
Tampa Bay 90-72
Baltimore 81-81
Boston 79-83
New York 0-162
You know what swift... If the Jays pick up a 2nd starter to go with Halladay I really think you've hit the nail on the head with the AL East. I also think that the resigning of Matsui will enable the Yankee$ to win at least 2gms early on.
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Originally Posted by Homercleas1
Originally Posted by pswift00
Here's mine:
AL East:
Toronto 96-66
Tampa Bay 90-72
Baltimore 81-81
Boston 79-83
New York 0-162
You know what swift... If the Jays pick up a 2nd starter to go with Halladay I really think you've hit the nail on the head with the AL East. I also think that the resigning of Matsui will enable the Yankee$ to win at least 2gms early on.
I really am serious about Toronto, that's no joke. They're a fine ball club. Wells, Hillenbrand, Zaun, Hinske, Hudson, Halladay, Chacin, Towers, Batista...they're all real live ball players.
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Originally Posted by pswift00
Originally Posted by Homercleas1
Originally Posted by pswift00
Here's mine:
AL East:
Toronto 96-66
Tampa Bay 90-72
Baltimore 81-81
Boston 79-83
New York 0-162
You know what swift... If the Jays pick up a 2nd starter to go with Halladay I really think you've hit the nail on the head with the AL East. I also think that the resigning of Matsui will enable the Yankee$ to win at least 2gms early on.
I really am serious about Toronto, that's no joke. They're a fine ball club. Wells, Hillenbrand, Zaun, Hinske, Hudson, Halladay, Chacin, Towers, Batista...they're all real live ball players.
Calling Hinkse a real live ball player is a stretch...
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Originally Posted by pswift00
This might be the most premature ejaculation in the history of the Mill. Nice work, Amitosh. How did you go about picking those records? Did you just put point to random stock quotes in today's business section?

Here's mine:

AL East:
Toronto 96-66
Tampa Bay 90-72
Baltimore 81-81
Boston 79-83
New York 0-162

AL Central:
Cleveland 101-61
Kansas City 92-70
Chicago 89-73
Min 84-78
Det 75-87

AL West
Anaheim 95-67
Texas 88-74
Oakland 82-80
Sea 70-92

NL East
Atlanta 82-82
Florida 82-82
New York 82-82
Philly 82-82
Washington 82-82

NL Central
St Louis 110-52
Mil 88-74
Houston 87-75
Chicago 80-82
Pittsburgh 79-83
Cincy 66-96

NL West
Arizona 77-85
Los Angeles 77-85
San Diego 77-85
San Francisco 77-85
Colorado 5-157
the rockies won't be that good next year.
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Originally Posted by amitosh123
AAA i can smell the baseball season coming already and i smell a world series victory by the.......

AL East
1.NYY 92-70
2.TOR 85-77
3.BOS 84-78
4.TB 76-86
5.Bal 64-98

AL Central
1.CLE 103-59
2.CWS 90-72
3.MIN 83-79
4.DET 76-86
5.KC 61-101

AL West
1.ANA 98-64
2.OAK 90-72
3.TEX 79-83
4.SEA 73-89


NL East
1.NYM 100-62
2.ATL 89-73
3.PHI 86-76
4.FLA 78-84
5.WSH 70-92

NL Central
1.STL 96-66
2.HOU 90-72
3.CHI 86-76
4.MIL 83-79
5.PIT 72-90
6.CIN 64-98

NL West
1.SD 88-74
2.SF 82-80
3.ARI 76-86
4.LA 71-91
5.COL 70-92

AL:
One game playoff CWS@OAK---OAK

NYY VS. OAK-OAK WINS 3-1
CLE VS. ANA-CLE WINS 3-0

OAK VS. CLE-CLE WINS 4-3

NYM VS. SD-NYM WINS 3-2
HOU VS. STL-- STL WINS 3-1

NYM VS. STL- NYM WINS 4-2

CLE VS NYM-CLE WINS 4-1!!!!!!!!!!

AL MVP- ALEX RODRIGUEZ NYY
NL MVP-MANNY RAMIREZ NYM

ROTY AL- JUSTIN HUBER KCR
ROTY NL-JEREMY HEREMIDA FLA

AL MANAGER-ERIC WEDGE CLE
NL MANAGER- WILLIE RANDOLPH NYM

CY YOUNG AL-RICH HARDEN OAK
CY YOUNG NL-ROY OSWALT HOU
Wow! What a big NY fan. Having both NY teams winnig their division. both NY athletes winning the MVP's, Manager of the Year, and a World Series.

I say the Pads will win the World Series on Game 7 vs. KC bottom of the 9th with a Walk-off Grand Slam by Cameron. Hey, I can also dream can I?
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Willie Randolph getting manager of the year? Mets winning 100 games? Wow. Its gonna be interesting to see who they waste there money on this offseason.

AL EAST
New York Yankees 98-64
Toronto Blue Jays 85-77
Boston Red Sox 81-81
Baltimore Orioles 79-83
Tampa Bay 59-103

AL CENTRAL
Cleveland 99-63
Chicago White Sox 98-64
Minnesota 84-78
Detroit 78-82
Kansas City 55-107

AL WEST
Los Angeles 93-69
Texas Rangers 88-74
Oakland A's 89-75
Seattle 79-83
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NL EAST
Philedelphia Phillies 91-71
Atlanta Braves 87-75
New York Mets 87-75
Florida Marlins 83-79
Washington Nationals 81-81

NL CENTRAL
St. Louis Cardinals 101-61
Milwaukee Brewers 91-71
Houston Astros 89-73
Chicago Cubs 84-78
Pittsburgh Pirates 79-83
Cincinnati Reds 70-92

NL West
San Diego Padres 88-74
San Francisco Giants 85-77
LA Dogers 81-81
Arizona Diamondbacks 81-81
Colorado Rockies 65-97
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That Rockies record was pretty damn funny swift. I am also not sure they will win that many. I also love how the Mets have miraculously taken down the Braves yet again in the offseason. This is the 6th straight off season where the Braves have lost the East after winning the East.
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That Rockies record was pretty damn funny swift. I am also not sure they will win that many. I also love how the Mets have miraculously taken down the Braves yet again in the offseason. This is the 6th straight off season where the Braves have lost the East after winning the East.
He is a Homer met fan, just look at the other things he has down. They are funny.
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Besides the fact that FA haven't signed yet, the trades haven't gone down, and we're about 3 months before it would even be reasonable to have this thread, your picks are also impossible. You have more wins than losses. I don't know about you, but where I come from for every winner there is also a loser.
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Originally Posted by MilTownVibe
Willie Randolph getting manager of the year? Mets winning 100 games? Wow. Its gonna be interesting to see who they waste there money on this offseason.

AL EAST
New York Yankees 98-64
Toronto Blue Jays 85-77
Boston Red Sox 81-81
Baltimore Orioles 79-83
Tampa Bay 59-103

AL CENTRAL
Cleveland 99-63
Chicago White Sox 98-64
Minnesota 84-78
Detroit 78-82
Kansas City 55-107

AL WEST
Los Angeles 93-69
Texas Rangers 88-74
Oakland A's 89-75
Seattle 79-83
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NL EAST
Philedelphia Phillies 91-71
Atlanta Braves 87-75
New York Mets 87-75
Florida Marlins 83-79
Washington Nationals 81-81

NL CENTRAL
St. Louis Cardinals 101-61
Milwaukee Brewers 91-71
Houston Astros 89-73
Chicago Cubs 84-78
Pittsburgh Pirates 79-83
Cincinnati Reds 70-92

NL West
San Diego Padres 88-74
San Francisco Giants 85-77
LA Dogers 81-81
Arizona Diamondbacks 81-81
Colorado Rockies 65-97
Nice predictions miltown. Im really likin the ones for the nl east having my phillies win the division for once and see their way into the playoffs. Let's hope that comes true.
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my predictions were better then his hes also a homer miluwakee fan and i have a 50 wins to losses differental and he has 154 differental....booya
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Originally Posted by Homercleas1
Originally Posted by pswift00
Here's mine:
AL East:
Toronto 96-66
Tampa Bay 90-72
Baltimore 81-81
Boston 79-83
New York 0-162
You know what swift... If the Jays pick up a 2nd starter to go with Halladay I really think you've hit the nail on the head with the AL East. I also think that the resigning of Matsui will enable the Yankee$ to win at least 2gms early on.
I think they may get that second starter. It wouldn't shock me to see AJ Burnett sign with the Jays and be the #2 man behind Halladay. Burnett's old pitching coach is in Toronto and they're one of the front runners for his services
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Originally Posted by amitosh123
my predictions were better then his hes also a homer miluwakee fan and i have a 50 wins to losses differental and he has 154 differental....booya
You dont get it do you? The mets will not win the world series they sucked last year. Your predictions suck.
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Such a bunch of cop-outs. Doing next year's easy (Swift nailed it, by the way). I want to see some 2012 predictions. That's the season that really matters, folks.
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Such a bunch of cop-outs. Doing next year's easy (Swift nailed it, by the way). I want to see some 2012 predictions. That's the season that really matters, folks.
I predict in 2012 The Tampa Bay Devil Rays will win their third consecutive world series title, but by then they won't be the Tampa Bay Devil Rays anymore; they'll be the Los Vegas Loansharks. With the win, BJ Surhoff locks up his fourth Manager of the Year award in 5 years.

Roger Clemens will win his 12th Cy Young award thanks to his bionic arm implants.

Jay Gibbons, Jeff Franceur, and Brian Roberts will all have terrific comeback seasons after serving their "lifetime" bans for steroids and petitioning for reinstatement.

The Rum Club, a popular tourist destination in Aruba and the pride and joy of Sidney Ponson's pathetic life, will "mysteriously" burn down following a very public brawl between Ponson and a member of Congress.

Billy Martin, resurrected in early spring to skipper the Bronx Bombers, will be once again fired by George Steinbrenner after failing to defeat the Los Vegas Loansharks in the ALCS. Steinbrenner promptly sells the team and invests all of the proceeds in a Broadway play.

The New York Post reports Derek Jeter has a new love interest: has-been actor George Clooney.

Barry Bonds Jr., the only active african american in the game, wins rookie of the year. Upon hearing the news the young Bonds states, "that figures. The undercurrents of racism in this game will never die out. Wait- did you say I won?"

Former President George W. Bush is named Commissioner of Baseball. He promptly declares war on the NHL.
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Great stuff, swift. Perhaps your best to date.

A few questions for you to throw at that ever-so-detailed magic 8-ball:

What of Bud Selig? Back to used cars? Proctological practice-dummy at the Helen Keller Medical School for the Blind? President of the U.S.?

The Braves? 23rd straight Division Title, while the World Series drought reaches 17 years? Still fighting the "Curse of Leo Mazzone" to get back to the post-season?

Will Victor Conte's "Juice League" have taken off by then? Perhaps with a logo of Canseco busting out of his jersey and handcuffs a la Incredible Hulk?
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