that dude's about to have waay more than 99 problems (am I right? Or is that a different guy? I'm so fucking old).
__________________ "I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for three-thousand dollars. That bothered my dad at the time because he didn't have that kind of dough. But he eventually scraped it up."
-Bob Uecker
"Why shouldn't I tell the truth? I ain't tryin' to get no Pepsi commercial."
-Gary Sheffield |