This lady is a potty mouth!

[bengals11891]

http://www.wbir.com/news/national/st...?storyid=50228


A Pennsylvania woman has been cited for disorderly conduct for allegedly shouting profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor.

The neighbor happens to be a Scranton police officer.

Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.

Herb says the toilet was overflowing and leaking into the kitchen.

She tells The Times-Tribune she doesn't recall exactly what she said, but she admits letting more than a few choice words fly near the open bathroom window.

Police say the neighbor asked her to keep it down. When she didn't, the off-duty officer called police.

An attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union takes issue with the citation, saying "You can't prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet,"




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[bipolarboy]

I bet the woman was Angela, but it was probably Dwight's fault. This has Dwight Shrute written all over it.

[MookStunna]

Originally Posted by bipolarboy

I bet the woman was Angela, but it was probably Dwight's fault. This has Dwight Shrute written all over it.

You never know, Creed could have clogged that shitter up...

[MookStunna]

One more thing:

The off duty cop called the cops on her? WHAT A GAPING VAGINA.

[pswift00]

Originally Posted by fiveminutemajor

One more thing:

The off duty cop called the cops on her? WHAT A GAPING VAGINA.

He definitely had some sand in his craw that day.

I believe these types of laws are actually fairly common, just never enforced (like a law prohibiting someone from keeping a squirrel in their trousers or something) because, you know, the cops have better things to do with their time...except maybe in Scranton. That's like one of those shitty little bumfuck towns that "city slickers" sometimes go to for a weekend to get out in "the country", right?

[DCDawg]

Originally Posted by pswift00

I believe these types of laws are actually fairly common, just never enforced (like a law prohibiting someone from keeping a squirrel in their trousers or something)

Actually, it's legal unless it's done for purposes of gambling.