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			<title>Great White Swims Up To Surfer</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:09:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Fight at the US Open of Tennis</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:40:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Apparently watching a tennis match is intense enough to fight over... 
 
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			<title>Another oil rig explosion in the gulf</title>
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			<title>Hostage situation at The Discovery Channell HQ</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:52:33 GMT</pubDate>
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				<b><font color="#000000">Gunman Shot and Killed After Hostage Standoff at Discovery Channel Building</font></b><br />
<i>Published September 01, 2010 | FoxNews.com</i><br />
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A man known for protesting the Discovery Channel's environmental programming stormed the network's Maryland headquarters carrying a handgun on Wednesday, holding three people hostage for hours until he was shot and killed by police, according to authorities.<br />
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He entered the building in Silver Spring around 1 p.m. and appeared to have a bomb strapped to his chest, police said. After hours of negotiations, the Montgomery County Police Department announced just before 5 p.m. that they had set off smoke bombs, allowing sharp-shooters to take the gunman down. All hostages escaped safely. <br />
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Montgomery County Police Chief J. Thomas Manger said an explosive device may have detonated, and the suspect may have brought other devices into the building.<br />
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The suspect was identified by Discovery Communications as James Jay Lee of San Diego, Calif., a man well-known to the building's employees because of his history of protesting the network. Maryland police, however, have not yet confirmed the suspect's identity. <br />
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Manger said the gunman had been wearing &quot;what appeared to be metallic canister devices&quot; when he entered the building.  <br />
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&quot;The man told everyone to just stay still,&quot; Manger said. <br />
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<b>A website registered to Lee criticized Discovery and announced plans for the protest in January 2008: &quot;These guys have been very sneaky and deceptive as to their contribution to the planetary problems. Just look at their 'new' show about saving the planet, 'Planet Green,' to me, it's just another show about more PRODUCTS to make MONEY, not about actual solutions. We can't let them get away with doing it anymore.&quot;<br />
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Lee is believed to have distributed a manifesto outside the Discovery building several weeks ago that called on the network to &quot;broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet.&quot;<br />
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&quot;All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions,&quot; the list of demands read.<br />
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&quot;In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.&quot;<br />
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Some witnesses reported that the man fired a shot before declaring, &quot;Nobody is going anywhere,&quot; police said. </b><br />
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Employees at the Discovery Channel building were told to take cover in locked offices, according to local press accounts. <br />
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A company e-mail sent to employees reportedly said: &quot;Don't Return to 1DP Until Further Notice...No employee should return to 1DP for any reason.&quot;<br />
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Manger said most of the 1,900 people who work in the building were able to get out safely while the hostage standoff was unfolding.<br />
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Witnesses from a building across the street told Fox News that authorities rushed four stretchers into the building.  <br />
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Children at a day care center located inside the Discovery Building were reportedly safely evacuated to a nearby McDonald's restaurant. Some babies were wheeled out of the building while still in their cribs. <br />
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Police sources have reportedly said that Lee previously protested outside the building, where he was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct in February 2008, according to court records. <br />
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<b>Police reports indicate he paid homeless people to join his protest and carry signs outside the building. He gave one individual $1,000 for what he considered a prize winning essay.<br />
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At one point, a crowd of more than 100 people gathered around Lee, who referred to money as &quot;just trash&quot; and began throwing fistfuls of it into the air.<br />
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At the trial, Lee reportedly said he began working to save the planet after being laid off from his job in San Diego. He said he was inspired by &quot;Ishmael,&quot; a novel by environmentalist Daniel Quinn and by former Vice President Al Gore's documentary &quot;An Inconvenient Truth.&quot;</b><br />
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Thomas Leonard, Lee's brother-in-law, told Fox News that Lee became a &quot;darker type of character&quot; after some deaths in the family and said he believed Lee was capable of killing. <br />
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Leonard described Lee as &quot;talented but misguided&quot; and said his &quot;spirit took a nose-dive&quot; in recent months. <br />
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&quot;He's been very hurtful to loved ones who have tried to help him over the years,&quot; Leonard said. <br />
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Discovery Communications LLC operates cable and satellite networks in the U.S. including The Discovery Channel, TLC and Animal Planet. Discovery shows include &quot;Cash Cab&quot; and &quot;Man vs. Wild,&quot; and TLC airs &quot;American Chopper&quot; and &quot;Kate Plus Eight.&quot;<br />
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Animal Planet also airs the controversial series &quot;Whale Wars,&quot; about attempts by environmentalists to disrupt the Japanese whaling industry.
			
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			<title>Worst High School Play Ever?</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:47:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Putin > Obama]]></title>
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			<title>Welcome to Kentucky</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:10:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>For all those thinkers out there...</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:19:53 GMT</pubDate>
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A paraprosdokian (from Greek &quot;para-&quot;, meaning &quot;beyond&quot; and &quot;prosdokian, meaning &quot;expectation&quot;) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. <br />
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Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis. <br />
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?   I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. <br />
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?   Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. <br />
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?   I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. <br />
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?   Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. <br />
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?   The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. <br />
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?   Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. <br />
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?   If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. <br />
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?   We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. <br />
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?   War does not determine who is right - only who is left. <br />
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?   Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. <br />
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?   Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. <br />
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?   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. <br />
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?   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. <br />
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?   How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? <br />
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?   Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. <br />
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?   Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. <br />
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?   I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. <br />
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?   A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. <br />
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?   Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says &quot;If an emergency, notify:&quot; I put &quot;DOCTOR&quot;. <br />
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?   I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. <br />
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?   I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with &quot;Guess&quot; on it...so I said &quot;Implants?&quot; <br />
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?   Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? <br />
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?   Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. <br />
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?   Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ? <br />
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?   Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. <br />
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?   A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. <br />
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?   You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. <br />
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?   The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! <br />
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?   Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. <br />
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?   A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. <br />
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?   Hospitality:  making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. <br />
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?   Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. <br />
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?   I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. <br />
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?   Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. <br />
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?   There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. <br />
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?   I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. <br />
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?   I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila. <br />
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?   When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. <br />
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?   You're never too old to learn something stupid. <br />
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?   To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. <br />
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?   Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. <br />
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?   Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. <br />
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?   A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. <br />
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?   If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child? <br />
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			<title>The SRM Facebook Page.........</title>
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			<title>Thought This Was Funny</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:03:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Mostly because of The Simpsons reference 
 
 
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			<title>Another reason my state sucks.</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 02:46:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Unreal. Apparently, the real criminals in a GA court room were the judges.  
  
 
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				<b>Rash of judges stepping down after misconduct</b><br />
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By <a href="mailto:btorpy@ajc.com"><font color="#004488">Bill Torpy</font></a> and <a href="mailto:brankin@ajc.com"><font color="#004488">Bill Rankin&#8232;brankin@ajc.com </font></a><br />
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The Atlanta Journal-Constitution <br />
One sent a message over Facebook to a criminal defendant, saying he’d give her behind-the-scenes advice on her case. Another was caught having sex in a parked car with the public defender assigned to his courtroom. Another inappropriately touched a prosecutor and investigator after they sat in his lap posing for a photo. <br />
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These were not defendants. All three were chief judges in their circuits with decades on the bench. <br />
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Since 2008, <a href="http://www.ajc.com/news/list-of-judges-stepping-596872.html" target="_blank"><font color="#004488">at least 16 judges</font></a> across the state have resigned under duress, most recently two veteran chief judges from Cobb and Fulton counties. Some stepped down under a cloud of suspicion. Others left amid scandal or even outright criminality. <br />
Allegations include sexual improprieties, harassment, voter fraud, giving state computers to family members and gross intemperance on the bench. <br />
Why is there so much disorder in the courts? <br />
“This is the worst rash of judicial misconduct I’ve ever seen,” said former Georgia Supreme Court Chief Justice Norman Fletcher. “There have been far too many, and it doesn’t reflect well on the judiciary. You can’t explain some of this conduct.” <br />
Judges haven’t just started misbehaving, court watchers say. The news of one sensational case after another has created a snowball effect, prompting more complaints being filed with the Judicial Qualifications Commission, the state agency that investigates judges. Those complaints are also being investigated more efficiently, leading to quicker resolutions. <br />
This month, <a href="http://g.ajc.com/r/Ch/" target="_blank"><font color="#004488">Cobb County</font></a> Superior Court Chief Judge Kenneth Nix abruptly announced he would leave Oct. 6 and admitted he had “flicked” the two women’s bottoms while they sat in his lap for a photo. The women countered in a public statement that it was no playful touch, it was a “sex crime.” <br />
In Fulton, State Court Chief Judge A.L. Thompson, on the bench 30 years, notified the governor by letter Aug. 5 that “it is time to move on.” Thompson insists he was not being investigated for malfeasance. But judges have long complained about Thompson’s absences, and electronic parking garage records provided to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution showed he came to the courthouse just 56 days in a seven-month period. <br />
Last week, Thompson issued a statement saying the JQC had not “interviewed” him nor had the JQC disciplined him. He declined to say whether he had met with a JQC investigator before announcing he would step down on Sept. 6. The judge, in an interview, noted health issues have long bedeviled him. <br />
Superior Court Judge Frank Mills III, chief of the <a href="http://g.ajc.com/r/Cg/" target="_blank"><font color="#004488">Cherokee County</font></a> circuit, said judges have noticed the resignations. “I think we’re all bewildered by it; we all talk about it,” he said. “But most of these cases are not similar, so it’s hard to say there’s any trend.” <br />
It’s not unusual for judges to make enemies, given the gravity of their decisions, such as assigning child custody and sentencing people to prison. Because judges are so powerful, few people are willing to file complaints against them.
			
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			<title><![CDATA[Cee Lo just touched a brother's heart.]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 02:24:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>awww, so awesome.  
  
  
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			<title>Interesting Top 10 List</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 16:22:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The Top 10 Athletes With the Most Illegitimate Children | SPIKE (http://www.spike.com/blog/top-ten-athletes/93200?page=1&numPerPage=1)]]></description>
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			<title>Off to States for Softball</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:07:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Heading off to a state tournament in Drifton PA for softball. 
I realize its only softball but I'm excited to spend the weekend with some of my best...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Heading off to a state tournament in Drifton PA for softball.<br />
I realize its only softball but I'm excited to spend the weekend with some of my best friends getting drunk and playing ball.<br />
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We've played in 3 tournaments this season never finishing worse than 2nd.<br />
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Early Bird Tournament: 2nd Place<br />
Mother's Day Tournament: 1st Place<br />
ASA Districts: 2nd Place<br />
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Millennium C Division Regular Season: 1st Place and Champs<br />
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It should be fun regardless of how we play, but hopefully we can do well in this 40 team double elimination tournament.<br />
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Bill  Gelsomini #36, Jon Harris #8, Anthony Noverati #27, Tyler Elko #91,  Chris Sfamurri #61, Ryan Donnelly #11, Jim Jenkins #42, Craig Block #5. <br />
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Eric Stankiewicz #33, Matt Jenkins #14, Frank Zampitella #20, Anthony Mazzotta #3. <br />
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			<title>Anyone moved cross country? One more question</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 11:44:11 GMT</pubDate>
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Have any of you moved cross country or several states away and used a moving company? How much did it cost? Do you have any advice?<br />
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